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"No!" my insufferable stepson screamed as he threw the bowl, "I only eat shapes mac and cheese!"

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I used to think the scariest thing ever would be for a demon to possess your hand.

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You don't need to be a powerful dictator, or a bloodthirsty warmonger to decide if people should live or die, and whether they suffer or not.

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I bought an expensive little robot vacuum that detects stuff in front of it so it can turn around before it hits anything

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Yesterday, I got stoned with my friends.

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Little Timmy always wanted to be an astronaut.

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Hello quick question which jeans is the most difficult to take off

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My wife and I are grieving over the stillbirth.

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My dead aunt wakes me up at 3 AM and asks me if I want to bake stuff with her, and I assumed it was a dream.

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The flashes of blinding light lasted for 4 hours, slowly becoming less frequent until the last one fizzled out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"No!" my insufferable stepson screamed as he threw the bowl, "I only eat shapes mac and cheese!"	1213
I used to think the scariest thing ever would be for a demon to possess your hand.	1209
You don't need to be a powerful dictator, or a bloodthirsty warmonger to decide if people should live or die, and whether they suffer or not.	1204
I bought an expensive little robot vacuum that detects stuff in front of it so it can turn around before it hits anything	1200
Yesterday, I got stoned with my friends.	1199
Little Timmy always wanted to be an astronaut.	1184
Hello quick question which jeans is the most difficult to take off	1183
My wife and I are grieving over the stillbirth.	1178
My dead aunt wakes me up at 3 AM and asks me if I want to bake stuff with her, and I assumed it was a dream.	1177
The flashes of blinding light lasted for 4 hours, slowly becoming less frequent until the last one fizzled out.	1170